Now when you’re feeling crook
Don’t you be a sook
I’ll tell you what to do
It’s very good for you

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Roll your eyes, stretch your neck
Scratch your head, tap your chin
Beat your chest, wriggle your bottom
Tickle your toes, kiss the back of your neck

Now when you’re feeling tense
Just use your common sense
Or borrow some of mine
And you’ll soon be feeling fine

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When you’re feeling rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
So here’s some good advice
And you’ll soon be feeling nice

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