My name is Jack and I’ve got a friend
He wears short pants and he’s nearly ten

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Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom

Tom took a peach from the farmer’s tree
The farmer saw him, thought it was me

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The farmer came and gave me a whack
I said, ‘It was Tom’ he thought it was Jack

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‘He’s the one that you ought to chase
He must be somewhere round this place’

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The farmer caught him down in the shed
His face went blue, his face went red

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Tom was so sorry, sorry as can be
For taking a peach from the farmer’s tree
He promised to be good, he promised to be nice
But I said to the farmer, take my advice

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Would soon be up to his tricks again