There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat who caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a crooked little house.

That crooked little house had a crooked little clock
With a crooked tick and a crooked little tock
And in a crooked little room in a crooked little bed
Was a crooked little dog – don’t wake up the sleepyhead.