Mr Clicketty Cane got stuck in a pizza
Mozarella cheese on his belly – o
He twisted and he shouted, shook himself about –ed
His wife was I dismay, but all that he could say was

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Take a step
Clap your hands
Turn your head to the left
To the right
Bring those feet back together

Little Jeffrey Hill was cooking in the kitchen
Eggs on his legs and on the floor – 0
His mother came to see it she said “I don’t believe it”
Then Jeffrey dropped the mixing bowl which landed on the cat

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Edward J Fox was waiting at the airport
Had to catch a plane to San Francisco
While standing in the toilet he came across the pilot
Who looked a trifle grim when Edward said to him

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