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Standing in the shower at twenty past the hour
It's nice to just get very very wet
Twice every day it's the only way
You know what I mean, I love to be - clean

Shower in the morning, shower at night
Every time it feels so right
My wife uses gel, I prefer soap
She asks me to change, but I know I couldn't cope
There's nothing like a shower just before you go to bed

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I wake up in the morning, make a cup of tea
One slice of toast it's enough for me
Put on my running shorts, then out the front door
I don't run far sometimes less can be more
But when I get back home I am so happy just to be

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I've tried going to bed, knowing I was clean
But can't seem to relax, if you know what I mean
I lie there in the dark awake and feeling tense
I don't understand, it doesn't make sense
But obsessions never do, they're neither sensible nor logical

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Standing in the shower, at twenty past the hour
It's nice to just get, very very wet
Twice every day, it's the only way
We know what he means
He loves to be (he loves to be)
He loves to be (he loves to be)
He loves to be – clean!!