Have you ever seen a man
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

Have you ever seen a man
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

Have you ever seen a man
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

Have you ever seen a man
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

Have you ever seen a man
Washing his dirty hair
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

Have you ever seen a man
Playing a game of ping-pong
Washing his dirty hair
Shaving off his beard
Shaking a tambourine
Having a cup of tea
Standing on one leg
While standing on a bus?

You haven’t? – either have I