May I introduce you to a friend of mine

Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from France or Germany, Italy or Spain
Sweden Norway Denmark, Scotland Wales or England
Portugal or Poland, Switzerland or Austria – he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey

He'd always been a traveller all of his life
Always on the lookout for a turkey wife
Then one day he found her and it was a thrill
When he asked her to marry and she said 'I will'

Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Indonesia, Singapore Japan
Thailand or Cambodia, Bangladesh or India
Pakistan or China, New Zealand or Australia – he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey

They decided to get married just as soon as they could
All their friends and family said that they would
Come to the wedding, have a little 'peekaboo'
And clap and cheer when they said 'I do'

Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Ethiopia, Yemen or Sudan
Morocco or Tanzania, Libya Tunisia
Kenya or Botswana, Zimbabwe or Namibia - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey

They had 4 dear little turkeys just as cute as can be
Hilary, Hope and Hattie and also Humphrey
They gobbled in the morning from very first light
They gobbled all the day and gobbled all night

Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey
Not from Argentina, Ecuador or Chile
Greenland or Alaska, or from Madagascar
Mexico or Cuba, the USA or Canada - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey – he’s
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey - he's
Quirky Berserky, the turkey from Turkey