Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Well...let me just say because, just the other day there was
A dinosaur in the loo
A grasshopper on (pause)

Hey wait a minute, a dinosaur in the loo?! I don’t think so!
Tyrannasaurus Rex!
Mm...big bathroom

A grasshopper on my toes
A jellyfish in my bed
A blowfly in my ear
A caterpillar on my nose
A frog in my cheese sandwich
It was a big surprise, I couldn’t believe my eyes

A dinosaur in the loo? That is ridiculous! Not possible!