Jack and Jill dropped in
Only just the other day
They stayed a while then said
They had best be on their way.
We really ought to go – o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

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Jack and Jill said let’s have
Another cup of tea
They sat down at the table
To take a sip with me – when

The telephone rang
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

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The telephone rang
The baby cried
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

CHORUS

The telephone rang
The baby cried
The lightning flashed
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

CHORUS

The telephone rang
The baby cried
The lightning flashed
The rain came down
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

CHORUS

The telephone rang
The baby cried
The lightning flashed
The rain came down
The dog ran out
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

CHORUS

The telephone rang
The baby cried
The lightning flashed
The rain came down
The dog ran out
The duck came in
We really ought to go - o
No, no. no, no, no – o – so

CHORUS

The telephone rang
The baby cried
The lightning flashed
The rain came down
The dog ran out
The duck came in
The television exploded!