Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey
Got stuck in a pizza, irky firky
She gobbled and gobbled, she was going insane
Then to the rescue came her friend Mr Cane

Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Ticketty Tockitty Turkey is a very good friend of mine
Mm...

Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo
Sleeps in a shed, there’s a cow there too
And every morning when he wakes up in bed
He wishes that his wife was there...instead

Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mr Wackity, Wicketty Woo is a very good friend of mine
Mm...

Now...Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze
Lives in a house made of cheese
When lunch time comes and peckish she’s feeling
She simply stands up and takes a bite from the ceiling

Is this story true?
Of course it’s true. Mrs Wiggely Woggely Wheeze is a very good friend of mine.

How many friends do you have?

Well, there’s Mrs Cranking Dangle, Mr Flippity Flop, and of course how could I possibly forget Mrs Humpetty Bumpetty Dumpetty Doo and her husband Mr Humpetty, Bumpetty, Dumpetty Don’t

Hmm...very strange
There’s more...like to know...who they are?
Hmmmm...maybe not
Maybe you‘d like to…..meet some of them?
Hmm, maybe……. Not
Pity. They’re wonderful people.You’d like them