Some people I know are very very tall
And some people I know are really rather small
Some people are plump and sit upon the wall
Like old Humpty Dumpty who had that nasty fall.

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He fell on his tum he broke his thumb
He bumped his head sat up and said
All you King’s horses all you King’s men
Please come and put me together again.

Some people I know will never ever be thin
Except Tom and John and Kim and Ron and Mon and Tim
And some people I know just never seem to win
Like old Humpty Dumpty who landed in the bin.

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Some people I know like to grizzle and grumble and groan
And some people I know like to mutter and mumble and moan
But there’s a roly poly man who I’ve told you about before
He’s feeling rather sorry for himself and rather sore.

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