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Squawk went the parrot – squawk, squawk
Gulp went the frog – gulp, gulp
Meiow went the pussy – meiow, meiow
Hiss went the snake – hiss, hiss
Cluck went the chicken – cluck, cluck
Oink went the pig – oink, oink
Whistle went the birdie – whistle, whistle
Quack went the duck – quack, quack.

Would you like a frog on your head – no!
Would you like a spider in your ear – no!
Would you like a crab on your bottom – no!
Would you like an elephant to sleep with you in bed – no!

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Would you like some porridge in your trousers – no!
Would you like some butter in your pocket – no!
Would you like some custard in your slippers – no!
Would you like some jelly and some icecream in your socks – no!

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Would you like a monkey in your loo – no!
Would you like a hippo in your bathroom – no!
Would you like a crocodile in your swimming pool – no!
Would you like a rhinocerous to come and stay for tea – no!

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