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Three girls could never no never no never squash into an old paint tin
And three boys could never no never no never squeeze into a rubbish bin
But a thin Mum could slide through the crack in the old wall around at the back oh but
Three girls could never no never no never squash into an old paint tin

I suppose if the three girls were short girls not tall girls
Then a suitcase would be just the thing
With a little bit of squeeze and a little bit of squash
And a big bit of push they'd fit in - but I think

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I once saw a magician climb into a letterbox
But he never told me how it was done
And I once saw twelve Daddies squash into a bathroom
But I don't think they found it much fun - and they said

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Squash into an old paint tin
Squash into an old paint tin