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Dr McKew what will you do
If your billygoat won’t eat stew?

I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
Twice every day but

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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
Twice every day but

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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
Twice every day but

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I will give him cheesecake (he will give him cheesecake)
I will give him creampuffs (he will give him creampuffs)
I will give him popcorn (he will give him popcorn)
I will give him jellybeans (he will give him jellybeans)
Twice every day but

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ENDING (spoken)
Put him on a diet and then trade him in for a new one!